(found via digg.com) I swear, you cannot make stuff like this up. A pro-life blogger actually assumes a satirical article in the well-known online "newspaper" The Onion is a real article, and condemns it. What follows is a hilarious stream of comments from readers who cannot believe that this blogger actually fell for it. Be sure to read through the comments, there are some howlers here :-) from both the pro-life and the pro-choice readers. My personal faves:
UPDATE: It just keeps getting better (with another 200+ comments). Earth to Pete: YOU DON'T HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER. GIVE UP ALREADY.
I'm pro life, but sweet Jesus you're an idiot. For your next post, how about a passionate speech on the need to immediately free Prince Albert from the can?
While I am uncertain that you have a central nervous system of sufficient complexity to register high-level emotions such as embarrassment or shame, I still must implore you: please, please, please... no matter how many people on this comment thread cast doubt on your mental capacities or call you "asshat" it is imperitive that you never delete this entry. You have accidentally written the funniest thing in history. Johnathan Swift and Voltaire working together for a hundred years could not surpass you. This must be preserved for posterity.
Dude, seriously, you need to get news from a more reputable source. Try http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/